comment I recently made over Jane’s blog about the thought of
possibly a confidentiality agreement between players, managers and the
like following the Torre spill [not ever gonna happen, but still…] got me thinking about the security of
secrets these days… What exactly would this country be like if all secrets were safe huh? Here’s what I concluded:
If secrets remained secrets in America:
The words “I did not have sexual relations with that woman”, spoken by this man, would not be something to laugh at:
There wouldn’t be signs like these:
…or a ball in the Hall of Fame with an actual asterisk on it like so:
Plaxico wouldn’t be Cheddar Bob [If you’ve never seen 8 Mile… *shaking my head*]
People would still think it was normal for Mark to look like this:
We wouldn’t have found out that this guy isn’t actually a perfect angel:
This man would be just a guy with bad hair and an unpronounceable name:
In closing, should secrets remain secrets?… Nahhhh.
Not that the proposed confidentiality type agreements were ever going to happen, but if they did, can you say: BoOoOo.